Patron: …and I heard at Comic-Con, they had grief support counselors for people who felt traumatized by Infinity War.
Me: Seriously? I didn’t see that.
Patron: You were there?
Me: Well, I don’t like to brag, but… yes I do. I was there.
Patron: OH MY GOD I HATE YOU what was it like?
Me: It was crazy. There was a ton of stuff I didn’t even get to see, like grief counselors apparently
Patron: TAKE ME WITH YOU