Me: Oh man are you paying your fine over the browser on your phone? Jeez that must be such a pain
Seriously Insecure Patron: oh no I’m sorry… I can leave
Me: What? No. I’m just saying
SIP: I’m sorry
Me: No no it’s okay I’m just saying it must be difficult for you because there’s a lot of numbers and stuff-
SIP: eeehhhhhhhhh
Me: You did nothing wrong!
SIP: I’m sorry