Patron With Thick Irish Accent: Good mahrnin’
Me: Hey, how’s it going?
Patron With Thick Irish Accent: Ah, it’ll be a wee bit bettah if I could check out this book.
Me: Do you have a library card?
Patron With Thick Irish Accent: Ah, no
Me: Have you ever had a library card in Philly?
Patron With Thick Irish Accent: Nah, but I’ve had many, y’see back in [unintelligible] and [unintelligible]
Me, nodding: Cool, cool. Where are you from?
Patron With Thick Irish Accent: Well back in [unintelligible] or [unintelligible] I was [unintelligible] or ah guess ya could say I’m from [unintelligible] [unintelligible] [unintelligible] [unintelligible] [unintelligible] Belfast [unintelligible][unintelligible][unintelligible][unintelligible][unintelligible][unintelligible][unintelligible][unintelligible]
Me: …cool