Patron: Hello yes where would I go is it possible if I can maybe how to where do I get a library card?
Me: Oh that’s easy. You need to go find the dude with the big beard and the Steven Universe shirt up at the front desk.
Patron: Where… would I go for that?
Me: 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
Patron: Oh. It’s you.
Coworker: I’m so sorry you have to deal with him.