Me: …yeah yeah it’s a great movie, but you know at the end of “It’s A Wonderful Life” Mr. Potter wins, right? He gets all the money and all the poor folk still have to fight him at every turn forever.
Friend: ugh. I hate you. Let’s make a sequel!
Normally Quiet Friend: “It’s A Wonderful Life 2: Capitalist Pigs Must Die”
Everyone: 0.0