It’s CARPET

For a couple weeks Dip was my roommate. This is kinda how that went.

Me, happily snoozing at 3am: Mmmm… smells like fish…

Me, waking suddenly at 3am: Wait. It smells like fish.

Me, retching: And cat vomit.

Dip: Clawing sounds

Me: Dip. That’s carpet. You can’t dig up carpet.

Dip: Yes I can

Me: No you can’t.

Dip: I need to bury this.

Me: Oh my god.

Dip: More clawing sounds

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