For a couple weeks Dip was my roommate. This is kinda how that went.
Me, happily snoozing at 3am: Mmmm… smells like fish…
Me, waking suddenly at 3am: Wait. It smells like fish.
Me, retching: And cat vomit.
Dip: Clawing sounds
Me: Dip. That’s carpet. You can’t dig up carpet.
Dip: Yes I can
Me: No you can’t.
Dip: I need to bury this.
Me: Oh my god.
Dip: More clawing sounds