Jeeves

Old Patron: Ahh, here’s the concert section. The birth of rock ‘n roll! When you get to be an old pensioner like me, you’ll go right back to the old school.

Me: God, I can’t wait to be old. I’m gonna have so much fun.

Me, in old timey voice: Whyyyy back in my day, we didn’t have this google nonsense. We had to ask this fella named Jeeves!

Old Patron, laughing: Yeah. Yeah, those were the days…