Jelly Belly brand jelly beans had a booth at Keystone Comic Con this year. That’s actually one I hadn’t seen before, and I was intrigued.
Jelly Belly Rep: Hey there! Wanna take the Jelly Bean Challenge?
Me: Tell me about the Jelly Bean Challenge.
Jelly Belly Rep: You spin this wheel, and we give you a single Jelly Belly jelly bean!
Me: That sounds straightforward enough.
So I spin the wheel.
Jelly Belly Rep: Oooh! Coconut… or spoiled milk!
Me: Hahaha good one. You don’t have a spoiled milk flavor.
Jelly Belly Rep: Actually we do, and they’re the same color as the coconut and mixed togeth-
Me: Give me the coconut. This game is fun!
Jelly Belly Rep: Pretty sure this is coconut, good luck!
Me: Y’all are funny.
Me, chewing: This is coconut.
Me, chewing harder: THIS IS COCONUT.
Me, totally screwed: THIS IS NOT COCONUT.
Jelly Belly Rep: Spoiled milk, huh?
Me: I DID NOT BELIEVE YOU
Jelly Belly Rep: You can spit it out, here’s a trash ca-
Me: NO, I MUST ENDURE THE PUNISHMENT FOR MY HUBRIS