Jilly Spills Her Beans

Me: Uggggggh

Me: I haven’t been to work since Christmas. I think it’s the flu. AND I haven’t written any new Tall Tales in like a week

Me: Fuck

Jilly, with the wind blowing dramatically through her hair: My time. It has come.

Me: Eh?

Jilly: It’s MY TURN MOTHERFUCKER

Jilly Spills the Beans: part one of I don’t know, how much longer is Matt gonna be sick?

 

Matt, Jilly and Roomate are drinking tea.

Jilly: I’m gonna put this on my Christmas list.

Matt: what, tea?

Jilly: Not just any tea. Specific tea.

Matt: That would be a good brand name for Tea. Teavana can suck it.

Jilly: Hm. “Specific-tea”

Roommate : Or….Specifici-T?

Matt and Jilly: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IT

Roommate: Or maybe, Sensitivi-Tea

Jilly: Okay, move oolong now.

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