Me, nervously: So… what do you think of your first con?
Jilly: You know, I actually love this show.
Me: Oh! Uh… why?
Jilly: Because it’s a really crappy experience where we can all go to commiserate with all the other con-goers and vendors. Everyone’s miserable together, and that’s great!
Jilly: And I also got to dress up as a Poké Stop.
Me: We bring joy to this convention and to this world.