Patron: Y’all know how to get Jimmy Fallon’s address and phone number?
Me: Uhhhh
Me: No?
Patron: Aww. Damn. I could definitely be on that show.
Me: Dream big, friend.
Patron: Y’all know how to get Jimmy Fallon’s address and phone number?
Me: Uhhhh
Me: No?
Patron: Aww. Damn. I could definitely be on that show.
Me: Dream big, friend.