Me: Do you have your library card?
Patron: …and I’ve got some returns, some renewals
Me: Great. Your card?
Patron: Ah… this one. This is the renewal.
Me: Awesome.
Patron:
Me:
Patron:
Me: Your library card.
Patron: Right! And this pile here is the returns.
Me: I’m not sure you’re grasping the theme here