Me: Well, welcome to Philly! What brings you here?
Patron: New job!
Me: Yeah? Where?
Patron: Comcast!
Me: Oh jeez, I’m sorry.
Patron: Hah… yeah…
Clueless Coworker: Oh!!!!
Clueless Coworker: You said, “I’m sorry”!!!
Me: …
Me: …yes. I was there when it happened.
Clueless Coworker: You worked at Comcast too???
Me: What? No. It’s just… they’re a terrible company and…
Patron: The moment’s gone.
Me, to Patron: So… here’s your new librarycardhaveagoodday