Kitchen Savior

For a couple weeks Dip was my roommate. This is more of how that went.

CRASH

Me: What was that sound

I go down to the kitchen to investigate

Dip: Oh god oh god

Dip: THANK GOD YOU’RE HERE

Me: God dammit what did you do

Dip: THE TRASH CAN

Dip: IT CAME AFTER ME

Dip: THIS WAS SELF DEFENSE

Dip: But I got it, so.

Dip: You’re welcome.

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