For a couple weeks Dip was my roommate. This is more of how that went.
CRASH
Me: What was that sound
I go down to the kitchen to investigate
Dip: Oh god oh god
Dip: THANK GOD YOU’RE HERE
Me: God dammit what did you do
Dip: THE TRASH CAN
Dip: IT CAME AFTER ME
Dip: THIS WAS SELF DEFENSE
Dip: But I got it, so.
Dip: You’re welcome.