Coworker: Oh hey Matt, a patron was looking for you.
Me: Oh, what did they want?
Coworker: She said y’all was having a conversation and she had some more questions for you.
Me: Uh, ok. What did she look like?
Coworker: <Long list of physical descriptors>. Oh and she was pretty.
Coworker 2: Ohhhh yes she was.
Me: You have piqued my interest.
5 minutes later, a lady patron walks by and doesn’t see me
Me: Hey hey hey
Me: Coworker, was that her?
Coworker, mockingly: Oh pleeeeease oh pleeeease let it be her!
Me: I hate you so much