Coworker: So there I was sitting there, wondering, “Why is Matt laughing so loud?
Me: I don’t know what you’re talking abo-
Coworker: And then I thought- “There must be a pretty girl at the front desk.
Me: What? Me? Never. I am so chaste.
Coworker: So then I stepped out and who were you talking to at the front desk?
Me: A perfectly average-looking, probably gender-neutral individual to whom I show the same respect as all patrons.
Coworker: It was a pretty girl.
Me: I can neither confirm nor deny
Coworker: It was such a Matt thing to do.