Say, remember that lawyer from last week? I ran into them on the street!
Lawyer: Oh hi Matt!
Me: Hey! How’s it going?
Lawyer: It just so happens that I read that story you wrote about me.
Me, fearing the worst… y’know, because lawyer: …aaaaaaaand what did you think?
Lawyer: Well it just so happens that I was visiting a cancer ward when I read it, and it turns out you’re a hit!
Me: Say what now?
Lawyer: They loved it! My one professor who loves libraries looked like a child hearing the story of our chat.
Me: Aww. Hi, Professor!
So, shout out to the cancer-wielding badass professor. Hopefully I can be a small source of entertainment during your trying time.