MONDAY, JULY 23RD
The airport!
PA system: cowbdbegwieidfbrevgrumblemumble Catron
Me: dammit what
Me: did you guys call me
Person: you’ve won!
Me: what did I win?
Person: your choice of free WiFi, a drink voucher, or 1000 rapid rewards points!
Me: what’s that last one mean
Person: you don’t know? Well it’s on your boarding pass… huh. No it’s not. Are you in… you’re not on the list. You didn’t win anything. Sorry to bother you, sir
Me: life is garbage