Leaving San Diego

MONDAY, JULY 23RD

The airport!

PA system: cowbdbegwieidfbrevgrumblemumble Catron

Me: dammit what

Me: did you guys call me

Person: you’ve won!

Me: what did I win?

Person: your choice of free WiFi, a drink voucher, or 1000 rapid rewards points!

Me: what’s that last one mean

Person: you don’t know? Well it’s on your boarding pass… huh. No it’s not. Are you in… you’re not on the list. You didn’t win anything. Sorry to bother you, sir

Me: life is garbage

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