Me, looking at Patron’s hometown: Golly gee.
Me: Pennsylvania just has the most… charming town names, doesn’t it?
Patron, who has heard this joke 10,000 times: 🙄
Me: So, for my software here, I need to know what county…
Me, chortling: What county Le-tits (Lititz, PA) is in.
Patron, sighing: “Let-its” is in Lancaster County.
Me: heheheheh