Patron: Excuse me, is this library going to be open on Sundays through July and August?
Me: Yup! This library is open every Sunday through the heat death of the universe. Many of the branches are, too, but their hour shift throughout the years and I’m not sure when their Sundays are.
Patron: Well it needs to close in July and August.
Me: Eh?
Patron: Kids aren’t going to school.
Me: on… Sundays?
Patron: Yeah! They haven’t got the funding for it.
Me: That doesn’t make sense
Patron: That’s because you’re not paying attention.
Patron walks away, very sure of themselves.
Sometimes you just got to wonder what exactly is going on in people’s minds….