Patron: What’s your name?
Me: Matt.
Patron: HmmmmMMMMmmMmmMMmmM
Patron: I’m gonna need a way to remember that…
Patron: Hmmmmm
Me: Everybody calls me Library Jesus, if that helps.
Patron: HMMMMMMmmmm…
Patron: Library Jesus, standing on a mat!
Patron: With a book.
Me: