SATURDAY, JULY 21ST*
A wild Jilly appears.
Me: Wait what?
Jilly: Lion [from Steven Universe] brought me. It’s my cosplay.
Me: Did I give you access to my Comic-Con Google Doc and then forget about it?
Jilly: Yes, you did.
Me: Whoa. Can I go through your Lion portal to get from this end of the Con to the other? I am le tired.
Jilly: No.
*Guest Written by Jilly Schwab, who is a dingle.