I’m walking down the street in Center City. Seeing a random person yelling at themself is a pretty common sight ‘round these here parts, and so when one approaches me, I scarcely even notice.
Rando: …and you gotta get someone who can fight. Someone who can kick some ass!
Rando: But longhair here…
Me: eh?
Rando: He a’int gonna do it. He’s gonna get his ass beat!
Me, a 6’2”, 240lb former fighter: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: Oh, that’s rich.
Me: I love it when the jokes write themselves.