Patron: You know who you look like?
Me: Jesus?
Patron: Ugh, men are so delusional!
Patron: But also kinda yeah.
Patron: Actually you look like… oh, I shouldn’t say it.
Me: TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME
Patron: But what if you don’t like it?
Me:
Patron: Mmmm…. Fine… you look… like… well, a very young… there’s a mild resemblance to…
Me: Today please
Patron: Walter Becker.
Me: I don’t know who that is but google tells me he’s a good lookin guy! Might have to gain some weight though.
Patron: You’re perfect just the way you are.
Me: WHERE THE BURGERS AT
