Me: C’monnnnn broooooooooo I’m hungry let’s get uP ON OUTTA HERE AND GET A LUNCH, DAWG
Friend: Okay okay I’m going
Me: Awesome McSauce-ome
Friend: You need to get right out of my face
Me: I’m sorry for being cooler than you friend-o
Friend: You are not!
Me: You’re right, I’m not sorry. Never apologize for what you are!
Friend: why do I talk to you