Me: Lunch Truck Guy! Who’s your friend?
Lunch Truck Guy: Mike! This is the new Lunch Truck Guy. We are switching.
Me: …what.
Lunch Truck Guy: This is my last week here.
Me: Why?
Lunch Truck Guy: Time for a change. I’m going up to his truck, and he’s taking over mine. He’s my cousin! He’s good cook.
New Lunch Truck Guy: Hello, Mike!
Me: Uh, hello. When’s your last day?
Lunch Truck Guy: Saturday. But don’t worry! I’ll be back to say hello!
Me: But- but
Me: But you’re my lunch truck guy.
Me: This isn’t even the same cousin as The Cousin! How many cousins you got, man??
Lunch Truck Guy: Many cousins, Mike. Big family.
Lunch Truck Guy: Mike here, he always orders ham egg and cheese in the morning. Sometimes burgers in the afternoon, maybe cheesesteak. You give him extra cheese, extra lettuce, tomato… extra everything!
Me: 😭
I am legitimately sad about this.
Me, too! I was pretty shocked to hear this. I saw him this morning to say good-bye for real. Then I went and compiled all my Lunch Truck Guy stories cuz I felt bad: https://mattstalltales.com/tag/lunchtruckguy