Entitled Patron comes up, hands me their card and, like, 15 books.
Me: OOoooweee. That’s quite a reading list you got there.
Entitled Patron: Mm.
I slide the card to them on the table and start scanning the books.
Entitled Patron: Um.
Entitled Patron: I put that library card into your HAND.
Me, holding 4 of their books, internally: Seriously?