Coworker: I put up a new display, Matt.
Me, indifferent: Cool
Coworker: It’s about Marvel.
Me: Ooooh
Coworker: Cuz that new one came out, didn’t it?
Me: Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear oh dear. This will not do.
Coworker: What?
Me: You have X-Men and old school Spider-Man in here. Fantastic Four! No, no, no.
Coworker: Those are all Marvel, right?
Me: You’re right, it is confusing.
Coworker: That’s not what I said-
Me: I need to write up a guide. Which movies are Marvel Cinematic Universe and which are not.
Coworker: I don’t think the patrons care very much-
Me: The patrons care. A lot.
Coworker: I think you’re blowing this out of proportion-
Me: I need ten minutes.
Three hours later
Me: I’VE GOT IT
Coworker: Are you still doing the Marvel thing?
Me: No, because I am done! A quick, easy, and complete guide to what is and is not a Marvel movie! BEHOLD!
Coworker: You forgot Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Me: God DAMMIT