Okay so I wanted to finish the colonoscopy story with a video, because I wanted to go into detail about exactly what I experienced and how it differed from what I expected, and how it was the same as what I expected. Unfortunately, the Comic Con Wrap Up video took longer than I anticipated and that pushed me back a little. To tide you over, here’s a quick & dumb story I just remembered about myself from high school:
High School Matt, in gym class: I don’t like this.
High School Matt: I want to throw the ball… up. Like, from above.
Gym Teacher: That’s called overhand.
High School Matt: Yeah that
High School Matt: Let’s do that
Gym Teacher: That’s against the rules. We aren’t playing baseball. We’re playing softball.
High School Matt:
High School Matt:
High School Matt:
High School Matt: Whoa
High School Matt: Is that what makes softball different??
Gym Teacher: I literally just explained this to the class ten minutes ago. Were you not listening?
High School Matt: no
Gym Teacher: For the love of- can someone else pitch, please?