Patron, to Coworker: Do you guys have some kind of display about “Great American Read”? Like the PBS series?
Coworker: Uhhhh… Matt?
Me: I would assume not. That’s really specific. I’d be pretty surprised if-
Coworker: Pfft, you don’t know. Patron, go talk to them over there at the information desk and they can answer you for real.
Patron laughs and walks away.
Coworker: Matt, people like it when I’m mean to you.
Me: Well duh, that’s our whole schtick.
Coworker: hahaha
Me: DON’T BREAK CHARACTER.