Older Patron, mumbling to self: Aw jeez… what did I do what did I do… where is it
Me: Looking for your library card?
Older Patron: Yes! Grumblegrumble can’t find it…
Older Patron: Ah! Here it is!
Me: Hurray
Older Patron: Now losing a library card is one thing, but do yourself a favor and never lose your medicare card.
Me: That’s cute. By the time I get that old we won’t even have medicare anymore