Memories

Patron: …and when you look back to yourself that far, it’s like you’re a different person!

Me: Well I can’t look back 40 years but you know that Facebook memories thing?

Patron: Yeah

Me: Well I posted some really cringe-worthy stuff in my teens.

Patron: haha oh boy

Me: November’s gonna be fun though

Patron: Why’s that?

Me: Well you know what happened in 2016*.

Patron: Uhhhhh… oh shit the election

Me: I hope you like salt on your wounds!

Patron: I’m quitting facebook.

Author’s Note: I had to edit this because I am a clutz in both my speech and my writing. Originally, this said “last November”. Thanks to an astute commenter for pointing this out!