Friend: MATT
Me: Sup
Friend: I SAW THIS VIDEO OF BABY RATS SUCKIN MILK FROM THEY MOMMA
Me: …cool
Friend: DID YOU KNOW RATS MAKE MILK?
Me: I did.
Friend: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Me: They’re mammals.
Friend: Well yeah, I knew that, but… they make milk?
Me: Yo.
Me: The “mam” in “mammal” is the same “mam” as in “mammary”. As in tiddies.
Friend: …are we mammals?
Me: I can only speak for myself.