Rando: So, you built a scale replica of your library… in Minecraft.
Me: Sure did.
Rando: How long did it take?
Me: I never 100% finished it because I wound up buying a real house, but it took me about 8 months.
Rando: All that time… and you could have just studied architecture!
Me: what.
Rando: Think about it! You were super busy playing video games and you could have just gone to architecture school and built a REAL library!
Me: So… you think I can learn to become an architect, get a job, and build massive structures… in my spare time at home over the course of a year?
Rando: The human mind is an incredible thing, isn’t it?
Me: Yours isn’t.