Me: Hey Coworker. There’s a 3 star raid popping at the gym in a couple minutes. If it’s a Machamp, do you want in?
Coworker: I thought Machamp was a 4 star.
Different Coworker: What
Me: Nah you’re thinking of Tyranitaur. I can solo Machamp so it’s definitely 3 star.
Coworker: Yeah if it’s interesting I could be down. I need that candy so I hope I catch it.
Different Coworker: w h a t
Me: Starting this week there’s a Shiny chance too, so that’s cool
Different Coworker: Okay what the fuck
Coworker: We’re talking about Pokemon GO, this game we both play.
Different Coworker: Oh thank god
Different Coworker: You guys, I have a migraine, you can’t do this to me. I thought I was having a stroke.
Me: what seven liver outside phlegm science word?
Coworker: Problem snatcher thinks comic time seahorse.
Different Coworker: You guys are dicks