I walk into the house and there’s Beauregard with another mouse in his mouth.
Me: Oh god this one’s a baby.
So I run and get my work gloves, take the mouse, and take it outside.
And who is waiting for me but my trusty old pal Dot.
Dot: Hey whatcha got there?
Me: Here kiddo.
I place the mouse on the porch, pinning it to the ground to keep it from running.
Me: We’ve been coddling you for too long. It’s time you learned to be a ruthless killer! Hunt th-
Dot pounces on the mouse, swats it, and grabs it with his mouth.
Dot: OH SWEET A MOUSE
He runs away.
Dot: THANKS DAD
Me: I’ve taught you well.