Jilly: You didn’t shut up during that entire movie.
Me: It’s not my fault! It’s a bad movie! When we make our way to Infinity War I’ll be completely silent.
Jilly: That will be SO WELCOME
Me: 🙁
Jilly: It’s like,
Jilly: I enjoy your commentary on movies. You make great observations. But at the same time, shut the fuck up?
Me: I can be quiet for Iron Man 2.
Jilly: No you can’t. Iron Man 2 sucks.
Me: …well now you’ve made it a challenge
Jilly: 😀
Jilly: I know.
Me: I cannot ignore a challenge
Jilly: Good
Me: But which do you put more faith in: My inability to shut up, or my inability to let a challenge like this go? Place your bets now!
Jilly: Hm… you’re going to accept my challenge and stay quiet for the movie.
Me: Well, I bet against you so… I guess now I have to talk through the movie.
Jilly: …
Jilly: …
Jilly: You set up that whole conversation so that you can just do whatever you want.
Me: Fucking with people is the most fun when they know I’m doing it and still can’t stop me.