Patron has a big stack of books juuuuust out of my reach. I lean in to grab them, and I can’t reach. Patron slides them over.
Me: Thanks
Patron: Clearly you are not Reed Richards.
Me: I am not Reed Richards.
Patron:
Me:
Patron:
Me: wait
Me: Shit
Me: I just got that joke
Patron: It seems my humor is too subtle for the layman.
Me: Okay pal move it along