TUESDAY, JULY 24TH
Me: Where’s my baggage?
Jilly: I think that was the last of it from the belt.
So we go into the Southwest office and look for it. It got in the day before.
Me: How the hell did this happen??
Customer Service Rep: The Airlines work in mysterious ways.
Me: but but but but
Customer Service Rep: At least it didn’t get lost
Me: but but but it had to get here via plane
Me: I COULD HAVE BEEN ON THAT FLIGHT
Jilly: Look, we got the bag, let’s go home
Me: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH