My Luggage!

TUESDAY, JULY 24TH

Me: Where’s my baggage?

Jilly: I think that was the last of it from the belt.

So we go into the Southwest office and look for it. It got in the day before.

Me: How the hell did this happen??

Customer Service Rep: The Airlines work in mysterious ways.

Me: but but but but

Customer Service Rep: At least it didn’t get lost

Me: but but but it had to get here via plane

Me: I COULD HAVE BEEN ON THAT FLIGHT

Jilly: Look, we got the bag, let’s go home

Me: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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