My Name Is

Child: Hi!

Me: Greetings, young one

Child: What’s your name?

Me: My name is Matt! What’s your name?

Child: erwekjhmushmushmumblemouth

Me: Fascinating

Child: MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY

Mom: Did you make a new friend?

Child: YEAH

Mom: What’s his name?

Child: Uhhh

Child: 😐

Mom: Uh-oh! You got your “I forgot” face on.

Me: It’s okay, I won’t take it personally.

Me: This time.