Me: [Normal conversation with Coworker]
Mom: Excuse me, Child here has something they want to say to you.
Me: Is that so? It sounds important.
Mom lifts Child up so we can see eye to eye.
Child: 🤫 Shhhhh it’s a library!
Me: Oh no! I’ve been loud!
Child: Shhhhhhhhh it’s a library you gotta be quiet!
Coworker: See? Even a 3 year old knows better than you