While I’m alone at the front desk, two patrons approach me- one from the front, the other from the right. There’s a plainly marked “LINE STARTS HERE” sign by the patron in front of me.
Me, pointing to Front Patron: ahhh… eeny meeny… you were here first!
Front Patron steps up, Right Patron gets flustered and leaves the room.
Me: Hehe
Me: I think I pissed them off
Front Patron: I think you did.
Me: Even if you weren’t here first I woulda picked you. The sign and all.
Front Patron: Yay me!