Me: Hahaha, hey Friend, take a look at this: It’s everything I liked about Thor: The Dark World.
Friend’s Younger Sibling: Are you writing a paragraph on what you like about Marvel?
Me: Huh? Nah, but I did do one Marvel movie a week up until Endgame came out. Took me six months!
Friend’s Younger Sibling: Wow. How much spare time do you have in your life that you were able to do that?
Me, internally: Now you listen to me you little shit
Friend’s Younger Sibling: Your life must be BORING.
Me: Because I watch a movie every week?
Friend: Haha, yeah it is.
Friend’s Younger Sibling: Probably more exciting than their’s though?
Friend: Excuse me?
Me: Oh yeah. Friend has a boring-ass life.
Friend: Why you gotta do me like that?
Me: If I’m going down, you’re coming with me.