Nobody Cares

I’m hanging out with my 6-year-old niece. We’re in the car with limited mobility. I’m kissing my hand and touching her with it. She’s very ticklish.

Me: I’m kissing youuuuu

Her: arioohbsaweionvstujwharble

Me: I’m kissing youuuuuu

Her: nooooooo that’s MY trick

Me: say hwha

Her: I kiss my hand and then touch. I invented it!

Me: bro

Me: no you didn’t

Her: DID TOO

Me: BAM haha kissed you again. On that little scrape you got there, so now it’s all better.

Her: well. It doesn’t FEEL better

Me: ow, my heart.

Her: I don’t think anyone cares. Ow! My neck. See?

Me: shit kid you’re a sharp one

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