I’m hanging out with my 6-year-old niece. We’re in the car with limited mobility. I’m kissing my hand and touching her with it. She’s very ticklish.
Me: I’m kissing youuuuu
Her: arioohbsaweionvstujwharble
Me: I’m kissing youuuuuu
Her: nooooooo that’s MY trick
Me: say hwha
Her: I kiss my hand and then touch. I invented it!
Me: bro
Me: no you didn’t
Her: DID TOO
Me: BAM haha kissed you again. On that little scrape you got there, so now it’s all better.
Her: well. It doesn’t FEEL better
Me: ow, my heart.
Her: I don’t think anyone cares. Ow! My neck. See?
Me: shit kid you’re a sharp one