Patron: Is this the nonfiction department?
Me: No, this is the fiction department.
Patron, gasping: They changed it??
Me: It’s been the fiction department for decades.
Patron: Well… where is the nonfiction section, then?
Me: Every room that is not this one. We have an itty bitty new nonfiction section here, but it’s really distributed across the whole building.
Patron: Wow, it’s all so different now…
Patron: Nonfiction is stories, right?