Me: So I got this blog, right
Coworker: Yeah
Me: And I tell funny library stories
Coworker: Got it
Me: I think I’m gonna open it up to submissions
Coworker: Oh shit
Coworker: I got you fam
Coworker tells me like 4 really bad/somewhat offensive stories
Me: I don’t think I can use any of those
Me: They’re not really supposed to be mean, or mock people with mental illness
Me: Unless the person involved is an entitled dick. Then you can be mean
Coworker: Oh oh I got you I got you
Coworker tells me another wildly inappropriate story.
Me: I’m not sure you’re grasping the theme here