Me: Move, Coworker. It’s my time on the desk.
Coworker: Okay okay don’t be so pushy I almost forgot my owl.
Coworker reaches across me to grab a sticker of a cute cartoon fox.
Me: Coworker that’s a fox.
Coworker: Foxes, owls, cats, pandas, I can never tell em apart.
Me: How do you… none of those look anything like any of those other ones!
Patron: If it’s any consolation, I didn’t know the difference between “flora” and “fauna” until I was an adult.
Me: 🙄