Librarian: Hey Matt! Patron wants to talk to you
Patron I’ve Never Met Before: Hi!!! Thank you SO MUCH
Me: You’re… welcome
PINMB (Handing me a book): This was the book I read before and it was exactly what I needed! Thanks again, sweetheart.
Me: Anytime.
PINMB leaves after hugging me.
Me: Librarian, I’ve never met that patron before.
Librarian: Huh. They asked for Matt from this department.
Me: Did you think it was odd that they were holding an Interlibrary Loan book?
Librarian: …
Me: And that there’s a white guy named Matt up in that department?
Librarian: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Librarian: Well, next time you see him let him know.
Librarian: That was a happy patron.