Rando 1: …It’s just a bundle of sticks as far as I’m concerned.
Me: oh no
Rando 2: Exactly
Rando 1: Or a cigarrette.
Me: oh no
Rando 1: Or, it means “to be lazy”.
Me: oh NO
Rando 1: Like, you’re sitting at home on the couch all day, “fagging off”
Me: OH NO