Coworker: Yo, who nuts are these?
Me: they’re mine
I grab my trail mix
Me: you want some?
Coworker: I don’t want no nuts from you
Me: ow. My pride.
Me: just for that I’m going to enjoy this fine sack right here in front of you
Coworker: you bein so immature right now
Me, with a mouthful of nuts: yes but you started it